Not much to say here, but have fun with my word finder.
There’s a ton out there about Bigfoot so why would the Asylum do a film about it. Well because their ‘Titanic II’ was better than ‘Titanic’. Plus this all-star cast can be in a film about smegma and I’ll still want to see it. With Barry Williams and Danny Bonaduce in ‘Bigfoot’ I could easily make jokes and references to the Brady Bunch and Partridge family, but nah I’m sure there’s nothing I can say that you already thought or has been said.
Bruce Davison who’s been in tons of TV and movies directs and acts in ‘Bigfoot’. The last film he directed was over a decade ago so I’m excited to see his work.
In addition to actors from 70’s and 80’s TV shows we have rock stars too. We have Alice Cooper who better say “No more Mr. Nice guy” to Bigfoot or I’m walking out of the theater, I mean living room. Also there’s Billy Idol whose video ‘Cradle of Love’ was used by many teenage boys in the 90’s….oh man I hope that girl in the video is in the film too. Where is she anyway? Anyone…anyone?
To show how much a family The Asylum is Victoria Dadi http://wp.me/p2eH5w-3X took a break writing was the Location Manager and Valerie Garcia http://wp.me/p2eH5w-4T put the makeup away and was a Production Supervisor. I don’t know about Victoria and Valerie on the set together I smell mischief.
Check out the ‘Bigfoot’ on June 30th at 9:00 EST and go to The Asylum’s site for the poster and additional information and Come On Get Happy….DAMNIT, I tried to not make a Partridge family joke. Anyway have a Sunshine Day…DOH!!!!
EXCITING NEWS! No I’m not disappearing, like I told my wife and daughters you’re stuck with me. Anyway, it’s so awesome this film stars all the actresses and actors on my blog along with the amazing crew here too. Okay, in reality while drinking my eighth cup of coffee the first ten minutes in the office I watched others mope in and thought they looked like zombies. For kicks I wrote a scene including everyone, so please check out the PDF “Saving Derrick” scene on the link below and provide feedback even if it’s telling me it sucks more than a combination of a Dyson vacuum and Traci Lords of the 80’s. THANKS!
Zombies occupy an office after a fired Haitian employee puts a curse on the entire office.
Next week get ready for the release of ‘Bikini Spring Break’ which was written and directed by Jared Cohn http://wp.me/p2eH5w-5X and stars Erica Duke http://wp.me/p2eH5w-O . Also, Line Producer Devin Ward http://wp.me/p2eH5w-6l takes a break from zombies and manages the bikini budget…or lack of.
This is one comedy I can’t wait to see because you really can’t go wrong with a beach and a spring break theme. With the exception of the 1982 ‘Spring Fever’ because the VHS cover had girls holding a guy upside down on a beach pouring a beer down his crotch. Looks like it’ll be a good spring break movie right? NO!!! It was a movie mostly about tennis!!! What a letdown in more ways than one. Yeah I’m still traumatized by that experience thirty years ago.
Unlike blue balling ‘Spring Fever’ I anticipate a lot of laughs created from Jared and the actors. Historically Asylum comedies don’t force the comedy and a lot is subtle which I prefer. Too many movies or TV shows make a terrible joke and the actors are silent assuming the audience is laughing.
It’ll be fun to see Robert Carradine again in the college nerd scene and keep your fingers crossed that he goes on a panty raid, then again maybe not because he’ll be considered a dirty old man. I on the other hand already have that reputation so I’m used to it… I have to stop, these sort of comments will catch up to me soon since I have two daughters.
“Bikini Spring Break, there’s nothing like playing the opinionated, petitioning southern belle who tries to put an end to the spring break fun” the fan favorite Erica Duke told me about playing the role of Constance, “The cast and crew of this film were wonderful to work with, so much talent!! Be ready to laugh at all the twists and turns these talented band nerds get themselves into.”
I’m sold! Lastly, I’m curious about one thing. Will there be the traditional Asylum money shot to the eye like several past films?
Check out the official ‘Bikini Spring Break’ Asylum page for the teaser trailer and DVD information: http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=203
As I wait for the June 12th release of ‘Alien Origin’ I decided to see what other news is out there about The Asylum. Here’s some recent news.
“Armada of Asylum Seekers brings TB”
“The Department of Immigration confirmed last night an asylum seeker on Christmas Island was diagnosed with active tuberculosis”
They must have been protesting Universal.
Jakarta Globe Indonesian Police Arrest 47 Afghan Asylum Seekers
“Columbia Law Students Secure Asylum for Lesbian”
Asylum does research?
Nanowerk Asylum Research Introduces the AFM Industry’s First Five-Year Instrument Warranty
What Mr. Latt does on his spare time is none of my business.
Asylum Research is the technology leader in atomic force and scanning probe.
A Lifetime original?
The trauma of The Asylum process for Abused Women
East Atlanta Patch
The Asylum’s Liquor License Controversy NPU-W Chairman Ed Gilgor explains why the group voted against approval of a liquor license request by the owners of the Asylum.
Thank God they said “fingerprints”
Police Can Probe Asylum Fingerprints, Commission Says
Come on South Africa, The Asylum doesn’t discriminate, lighten up!
Feature: Is South Africa failing gay Asylum seekers?
Must have been the employees Memorial Day weekend.
The Sunday Dispatch
Here and Gone
More and more these days, there’s no one left at The Asylum but my husband and I, and the two smelly dogs and leopard gecko, who does not count because I’m not the one cleaning up his lizard-size turds. If I don’t have to clean your poop, you don’t count. That’s the rule.
A little help! WTF are they up to??? What are you guaranteeing???
Tvkosmos.gr – Ρόδος – Δωδεκάνησα – Κόσμος. Ειδήσεις και (Δελτίο Τύπου) (Ιστολόγιο) – 2 days ago Μαρκάτος “Burn the Polytechnic School, I guarantee the Asylum” από τους Ανεξάρτητους Έλληνες. Θ. Μαργαρίτης, επικός εκπρόσωπος της πορτοκαλί …
For fun I put together a short video for my site and posted it on Youtube.
I would love to hear any comments, suggestions, insults, or death threats.
Just for kicks here are the answers to the six degrees. I’m sure there’s a shorter path for most if not all. I accidentally found that from Vince Vaughn to Geoff Ward it’s only two degrees.
BTW, is it okay to say “for kicks” nowadays, because I’m stuck in the 80’s?
Geoff Ward – 2 headed Shark attack
Carmen Electra – Starsky and Hutch
Jaime Bernadette – MILF
Ramon Camacho – Gran Torino
Clint Eastwood – Million Dollar Baby
Hilary Swank – Insomnia
Al Pacino – Scarface
Sabine Kranzelbinder – Grimm’s Snow White
Jane March – Clash of the Titans
Liam Neeson – The Haunting
Owen Wilson – Meet the Fockers
Robert De Niro – Heat
Darren Thomas – Air Collision
Reginald VelJohnson – Die Hard
Bruce Willis – The Sixth Sense
Haley Joel Osment – Pay It Forward
Kevin Spacey – Horrible Bosses
Derrick Scott – 2010: Moby Dick
Barry Bostick – Spy Hard
Leslie Nielsen – Airplane
Julie Hagerty – What About Bob?
Bill Murray – Stripes
Seth Cassell – Sexpot
Michelle Penick – Just Go With It
Adam Sandler – Happy Gilmore
Richard Kiel – The Longest Yard
Burt Reynolds – Boogie Nights
Erica Duke – Titanic II
Bruce Davison – Runaway Jury
John Cusack – Identity
Ray Liotta – Date Night
Steve Carell – 40 Year Old Virgin